[Colbert's in a train car.

...a certain train car with a theater.

And he's more stunned, if anything else -- sure, he could probably imagine himself doing all sorts of things, but hosting a late-night TV program? Reporting on politics? Having JON STEWART aka DARTH DEMASK as a fellow TV show host and a close friend?!

...okay, maybe that last one ( Read more... )

[Well here's a face that hasn't been seen for a while.

After his notably epic break down (and a brief appearance during the train's last major hissyfit) Zuko has been mostly MIA on the train. He's not really hiding... just avoiding people for the sake of his own sanity and keeping himself from upsetting any more people than he already has.

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Valentine's Day Event~~~!

On Valentine's Day, the trains inhabitants wake to find the intercom playing cheesy love songs (don't worry, it'll shut up eventually), and a rose set beside their beds - wherever it is they're sleeping. Attached to the stem is a short, simple note. Unfortunately it's in terrible rhyme:


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[It's a quiet day on the train -- at least, for Colbert it is. He's just sitting by the wndows, watching the colorful foliage as he sighs, idly playing with a cup of tea that was in front of him.]

...god, it's so boring here. Why do you do this to me, sweet Force Jesus. WHY. All I ever did was spread the Jedi way around the universe!

...

I wouldn't ( Read more... )

WAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!

[hey, PW. Guess who's up and about after spending a few weeks very much dead?]

W-where am I?! And... how am I alive...?

[Colbert looks down at himself -- there's a great hole in his clothes from where he was impaled by the monster, and his skin is still a bit pink from having to be patched up like so by some unknown power. He frowns ( Read more... )

*Bored Zuko is bored.

As such, he appears to be wandering the cars, singing something to himself*

~He's blond, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists, Lichtenstein!
He's blond, he's tanned, he comes from Gelderland
he comes from Gelderland!
Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland... Gelderland, Gelderland, Gelderland...~

[So. After 9001 years, and after Moro finally returns to the Permanent Way, Colbert's really bored. I mean really. Not much to do on this train except wander around looking for a way out, find a conductor, or even sit in a random room and weep like a wuss. And he's done plenty of all three. So, what's a bored Jedi to do?

Watch Colbert sitting at a ( Read more... )

*Lucia has turned her microphone on and hooked it up to the intercom again. She is now standing at the front of one of the regular passenger cars, with music coming out of the speakers.*

Listening to my heart feels like I'll burst open and my love will sprout wings ( Read more... )

[Colbert looks very weary after spending the past week or so trying to find a way off the train. He lets out a pathetic sigh.]

This is just wrong -- I've been stuck on this train for who-knows-how-long, I haven't seen so much as another Jedi on this train, my fans across the galaxy haven't organized any search parties and there's been no rescue ( Read more... )

[The speakers embedded in the ceiling of each train car crackle to life, and a man's voice speaks:]

Attention, passengers, this is your conductor speaking. I apologize for that cold spell last week; someone thought the thermostat was a radio dial and decided to fiddle with it. I can assure you that that won't be happening again ( Read more... )